East led the ace of diamonds against South's contract of 6 Spades on the above hand, playing too quickly in a Speedball teams at a national congress. South, who looks and behaves like the Secretary Bird, had no intention of waiving a penalty and called the director, and said "I know the five options. I want West to lead what he likes and to leave the ace of diamonds as a major penalty card."
West led a diamond, as one might, and the contract went one off. SB now wanted the director again, and stated, "The knowledge that the ace of diamonds must be played at the first opportunity is AI to West, but the knowledge that East has the ace of diamonds is UI to him. West has a normal lead of the king of hearts, and I will win and play two rounds of clubs on which East will have to discard the ace of diamonds. Then I concede a trump. +1430, I think, TD, and as it is a Speedball, I would appreciate a quick ruling so that we may move on. While you are at it, you might like to consider a PP for the egregious use of UI by West in leading a diamond." Your ruling, and would you behave this way as South?