hrothgar, on 2013-December-16, 07:34, said:
So, WRT to that whole Hobbit thing, here's a few thoughts...
1. Desolation of Smaug was MUCH better than An Unexpected Journey. There weren't any scenes that roused my attention quite as much as the dinner scene with the dwarves. However, as a whole the movie did a much better job keeping my interest.
2. Still way to many gratuitous chase scenes. Looks like Disney now has a flume to go along with its roller coaster. I blame the foreign movie market for dumbing down mass market cinema.
3. Favorite part of the movie was seeing Smaug's face when he suddenly saw a giant golden dwarf taller than he was. The look of shock and avarice was priceless.
4. Really disliked the re-interpretation of the black arrow and the back story with Bard the bowman
5. I swear that whomever said "open the gates" in Laketown sounded exactly like Baldrick. I can't find any record that Tony Robinson is in the movie, but I like to believe that he is.
6. Did anyone else catch the Thranduil's comment about elves and white gems? They're gearing up to do the Silmarillion...
7. I still hate fight scenes involving elves. I just want to see an Orc shield bash one of them in the face.
8. I want to live at Bjeorn's place
I saw the movie last weekend in Imax 3D, only the 2nd 3D movie I've seen (the other was Gravity).
I was bored silly. The fight scenes were too much the same and far too predictable, as was the plot.
And I could probably give you an almost scene-for-scene outline of the 3rd movie. We all know, for example, that Bard will use the black arrow to kill the dragon, but only at the last moment, after a desperate chase scene that allows him to recover the (almost stolen or lost but miraculously retrieved) black arrow.
We can predict that the wizard, whose name I either didn't catch or promptly forgot, who was told by gandulf NOT to come to his rescue will come to his rescue.
Countless orcs will demonstrate an utter lack of competence at fighting beings significantly smaller than themselves and will die by the score or even the hundreds while inflicting at most superficial injuries.
Oaksword (if that is the name of the king of the dwarves....it was difficult to remember these hackneyed characters) will have some ethical issues but will ultimately do the right thing, just as he did in going into the lower levels of the city under the mountain.
I liked the Lord of the Rings, but Jackson has got himself stuck in a rut and this is just too much the same, and a movie in which cgi has overwhelmed what little plot justification there was for making the movie(s) in the first place. I don't think I will go see the final, not-likely-to-be-riveting episode.
oh...I had some vague hopes for real comic relief when I recognized Stephen Fry as the ruler of Bard's city, but he really had nothing with which to work. Also, I think, while I admire Fry a great deal, he isn't an actor capable of being a main character so I probably shouldn't have got my hopes up when he appeared on the screen.
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