Posted 2007-March-30, 08:21
3♣ is a silly bid. I'm assuming that the auction should have gone 2♣-P-3♣ initially, so 3♣ now seems weird. Further, without discussing what a Kokish override means, 3♣ is meaningless. It could show clubs, or it could show shortness, or it could show anything.
3NT was also a silly bid. Whatever nonsense partner's 3♣ was meant to be, you have a friggin' monster. Just bid out the hand, ignoring this weird 3♣ call, since it did not preempt your normal rebid of 3♦. Sure, you might have opted 2NT, but 3♦ was probably right anyway. After partner's next call, which will be equally meaningless, jump to 5NT. At least your hand will be bid properly.
"Gibberish in, gibberish out. A trial judge, three sets of lawyers, and now three appellate judges cannot agree on what this law means. And we ask police officers, prosecutors, defense lawyers, and citizens to enforce or abide by it? The legislature continues to write unreadable statutes. Gibberish should not be enforced as law."
-P.J. Painter.
opps silent thruout
2♣ 2♦
2♥ 3♣
3NT all pass