Hey pard, I have this great system I invented myself, let's play that
#2
Posted 2015-April-20, 09:09
I don't think I've ever had more fun playing something stupid but playable (3-way both minors, canape majors, big NT). The licensing book at the time was the orange book, the system became known as Clockwork orange.
#3
Posted 2015-April-20, 09:32
As for tv, screw it. You aren't missing anything. -- Ken Berg
I have come to realise it is futile to expect or hope a regular club game will be run in accordance with the laws. -- Jillybean
#4
Posted 2015-April-20, 09:57
I've tried several times, but it just annoys me to madness to play something I don't care to play just to keep a good partner happy. I guess I'm having a hard time washing the blood away after some silly mix-up of our highly artificial 1C openers when we cd have easily reached slam playing Goren (just an example). My sense of humor isn't good enough to find it amusing.
PS. Jinsky this isn't about you
#5
Posted 2015-April-20, 10:03
blackshoe, on 2015-April-20, 09:32, said:
It was a suitably weird system that the club that banned it considered too awkward for the LoLs that played there, basically word got back of what we did and the committee decided they didn't want it there. The other funny it produced was the county captain turning up at our "no system holds barred" club for some practice, and grumbling that he came for practice and got to play against this system that couldn't be played anywhere else. When we pointed out it was legal almost everywhere he quite literally fell off his chair.
It did amuse me when somebody's partner failed to turn up at a congress in the 80s, and the reserve said "I'll play your card", at which point the guy whips out a full Polish club system card.
#6
Posted 2015-April-20, 10:10
-gwnn
#7
Posted 2015-April-20, 11:06
Generally my view is that I am willing to play against any system in common use, and I am willing to take responsibility for dealing with unusual systems if they are written down somewhere accessible. The system I am referring to was neither common nor written, we were at the mercy of what they were willing to tell us when it arose, and there was no way in hell to prepare a defense. . I found this approach to be seriously obnoxious.
#8
Posted 2015-April-20, 14:47
Winner - BBO Challenge bracket #6 - February, 2017.
#9
Posted 2015-April-20, 16:16
Repeated the explanation 3 times as requested and then the opponent bid 3nt.
They led something else and the guy made 5, wide open in the suit they bid.
When the committee asked him why he said "If they don't have the courtesy to explain their call, why would they have the courtesy to lead their partners bid suit?"
Insta ruling for +660
What is baby oil made of?
#10
Posted 2015-April-20, 17:50
diana_eva, on 2015-April-20, 09:57, said:
wait, what are we talking about exactly?
https://www.youtube....hungPlaysBridge
#11
Posted 2015-April-20, 21:38
diana_eva, on 2015-April-20, 09:57, said:
I've tried several times, but it just annoys me to madness to play something I don't care to play just to keep a good partner happy. I guess I'm having a hard time washing the blood away after some silly mix-up of our highly artificial 1C openers when we cd have easily reached slam playing Goren (just an example). My sense of humor isn't good enough to find it amusing.
PS. Jinsky this isn't about you
He can't be that good a partner if he forces you to play methods you are uncomfortable with, and that one or both of you cannot remember.
#12
Posted 2015-April-20, 23:59
Vampyr, on 2015-April-20, 21:38, said:
They're usually people I really enjoy playing with, not some randoms. I'm thinking from their POV it's OK to invite me to join in the fun of playing their system. My only wish is they wouldn't insist when I say no. For some it's not fun to play made-up stuff, and I'm one of those people
#13
Posted 2015-April-21, 08:41
Vampyr, on 2015-April-20, 21:38, said:
Sometimes pushing someone out of their comfort zone is a good thing.
When I was a kid, I was scared to ride the roller coaster. I don't remember how it happened, but eventually I actually rode it, and loved it.
#14
Posted 2015-April-21, 10:11
All the laughs, no risks of getting "banned", and nothing new to learn, and it can be tought to anybody in 5-10 minutes, tops.
#15
Posted 2015-April-21, 12:01
barmar, on 2015-April-21, 08:41, said:
When I was a kid, I was scared to ride the roller coaster. I don't remember how it happened, but eventually I actually rode it, and loved it.
I had the same fear and, now that you mention it, I remember exactly when I got over it. There was, maybe there still is, an amusement park in Excelsior on Lake Minnetonka somewhat west of Minneapolis. My friend Dennis and I rode our bikes there from our homes in St. Paul. It was about 25 miles each way, and by the time we got there there was no way I was going to ride back home without going on everything in sight, scary or not, until the money ran out. We sat in the front car and we were lifted well off of our seats on the way down the first drop. No doubt this coaster was nothing much compared to the modern ones, but it got our attention. We were about 12, I think.
i am guessing that this was a good deal more fun than playing some homegrown bidding system, but to each his or her own
#16
Posted 2015-April-21, 16:06
Yes, this is a joke - but the quote isn't :-)
#17
Posted 2015-April-22, 09:13
4 card, for the record.
Usually playing EHAA for giggles, the occasional 4-3 is the least of your worries
#18
Posted 2015-April-23, 03:16
Vampyr, on 2015-April-20, 21:38, said:
kuhchung, on 2015-April-20, 17:50, said:
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
Rik
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